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Poor Hitler, Poor Scolari!

Poor Hitler, Poor Scolari!
Hitler declares war on Russia after belatedly hearing the bad news in the bunker that Chelsea were beaten by Burnley at Stamford Bridge in the Carling Cup

Scolari is now believed to be in hiding after Adolf was told the bad news about Chelsea's Carling Cup exploits.

WARNING ADULT CONTENT and SWEAR WORDS



Writer:turfmanphil
Date:Wednesday February 11 2009
Time: 12:46PM

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I know its a variation on a theme but it's still funny!
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11/02/2009 12:47:00
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