Burnley News 24/7Writer: turfmanphil 
Date:Wednesday February 11 2009
Time: 12:46PM
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Poor Hitler, Poor Scolari!
Hitler declares war on Russia after belatedly hearing the bad news in the bunker that Chelsea were beaten by Burnley at Stamford Bridge in the Carling Cup
Scolari is now believed to be in hiding after Adolf was told the bad news about Chelsea's Carling Cup exploits.
WARNING ADULT CONTENT and SWEAR WORDS
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I know its a variation on a theme but it's still funny!
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