Seriously, though, without the contributions of writers, a fanzine simply wouldn't exist or function properly.
Whilst our cache of writers is fairly healthy at the moment, there is always room for more.
WTBM... is published once a month, and you can write upwards of one one page article. As long as there is nothing racist or offensive in any similar way, then articles will be included where possible.
Issue number 67 is due out on Saturday 01 November, prior to the Norwich home game, and so articles need to be in by Midnight on Tuesday 28 October - after the Reading home game.
Someone could perhaps do us a review of the latest Dave Thomas book, or write about why the Clarets' fortunes have taken a turn for the better, or what the future may hold for Chris McCann or even Robbie Blake. Perhaps you want to sing Alexander's praises for reaching 700 appearances and for his 'renaissance' in the defensive midfield role, or whether or not Chris Eagles should be in the starting eleven. Or maybe something not Burnley related - a general rant about something in the weird world of football?
Please email your attempts (articles, stories, reviews, jokes, photos, etc) to email@example.com
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