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Random quote: "Football isn't just a matter of life and death. It's more important than that!" - Bill Shankly
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turfmanphil"I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine."- Brian Clough
turfmanphil" I would rather have a 16-year old who wants to wear the shirt than someone whose heart is not in it" -Owen Coyle (After losing Andy Gray)
turfmanphil'Nil Carborundum Illegitimis"
turfmanphil'You haven't made it, till you get a "'Knob of the Year" award'
turfmanphil"Infamy, infamy, they all got it In-for-me!! " Carry On Claret
turfmanphil"I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war" - John Motson
turfmanphil"I never make predictions, and I never will" -Paul Gascoigne
turfmanphil"More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final"-Des Lynam
turfmanphil'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry
turfmanphil'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi
turfmanphil'I promise results, not promises.' - John Bond
turfmanphil'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' - Ian Wright
turfmanphil'For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.' - Chris Kamara
turfmanphil'Decide what you want .. believe you can have it, believe you deserve it, believe it’s possible for you.'-Rhonda Byrne
turfmanphil'The mind is easily distracted; it loses its focus and becomes restless. If it is not directed positively, its power will be diffused.'-Chin-Ning Chu
turfmanphil"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence."- Helen Keller
turfmanphil"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."- Mark Twain
turfmanphil'Positive things happen to positive people'-Sarah Beeny
turfmanphil'A non-doer is very often a critic-that is, someone who sits back and watches doers, and then waxes philosophically about how the doers are doing. It's easy to be a critic, but being a doer requires effort, risk, and change'-Dr. Wayne Dyer
turfmanphil'Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same'-Francesca Reigler
turfmanphil"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip!"-John Motson
turfmanphil"The World Cup is a truly International event."-John Motson
turfmanphil'If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created' -Roger Simon
turfmanphil"Can you believe it. James Beattie's hit it on the 18-yard line - 22 yards out." -Chris Kamara
turfmanphil'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne
turfmanphil'They've picked their heads up off the ground, and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.'-Ron Atkinson
turfmanphil'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.' -Ron Atkinson
turfmanphil"Football isn't just a matter of life and death. It's more important than that!" - Bill Shankly
turfmanphil"It took a lot of bottle for Tony Adams to own up for being an alcoholic." - Ian Wright
turfmanphil"You know what it's like on the telly - everybody does their hair and they get a bit of a lift."-Ian Holloway
turfmanphil"Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb!"-Ian Holloway
turfmanphil"He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird"-Ian Holloway
turfmanphil'It's end to end stuff, all at one end' - Jeff Stelling
turfmanphil'And now the goals from Carrow Road, where the game finished 0-0.' - Elton Welsby
turfmanphil'On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left' - David Coleman
turfmanphil"He has shown he has a lot to offer this football club. He led the line brilliantly and even when he is not starting games his sense of togetherness is totally professional. I can't speak highly enough about him as a man" Owen Coyle on Ade Akinbiyi after Coventry match
turfmanphil"I get knocked down ..But I get up again! You're never going to keep me down" -Chumbawamba's Tubthumping
turfmanphil"'You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right."-Ian Holloway
turfmanphil"I heard that it was the first time since 1984 that Burnley had come back from 2-0 down to win any match away from home."-Owen Coyle on 4-2 Victory at QPR
turfmanphil"Football is peculiar, particular in the Championship."-Owen Coyle after Plymouth defeat
turfmanphilSaint Claret has suggested the following Quote: "'That which does not kill you, makes you stronger" - Friedrich Nietzsche
turfmanphilSaint Claret has suggested the following Quote: "Every dog has its day, and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark!" - Ian Holloway
turfmanphilSaint Claret has suggested the following Quote: "Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." - Homer Simpson
turfmanphilSaint Claret has suggested the following Quote: "Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore." - Homer Simpson
turfmanphilSaint Claret has suggested the following Quote: "Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'" - Troy McClure from the Simpsons
turfmanphilClarets4Eva has suggested the following quote: "We want Brooklyn to be christened but we don't know into what religion yet."- David Beckham
turfmanphilClarets4Eva has suggested the following quote: "I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley... unless somebody knocks us out!"- Dave Bassett
turfmanphilClarets4Eva has suggested the following quote: "The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes."- Steve Coppell
turfmanphilClarets4Eva has suggested the following quote: "Home advantage gives you an advantage."- Bobby Robson
turfmanphil"No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back."- Meg Cabot
turfmanphil"For me , you can stick the PREMIERSHIP UP YOUR ARSE . The real football is played at the lower levels , players playing for their livelihood instead of just picking up £30 grand a week for a kick about with no passion." -Hull fan (Anon) on getting promoted
turfmanphil"Booked for Descent"-Sky's Jeff Stelling on hearing that failed Red Devil parachutist, Ben Cannon has missed the pitch and landed on the Cricket Field Stand...
turfmanphil"It's only opinions, they make the world go round" -Brian Clough
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "If at first you don't succeed try, try again and then give up, SIMPLES"
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "Eagles fly high but weasels don't get sucked into jet air planes"
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "There are two types of people in this World, those that believe there are two types and those that don't! Which are you?"
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests this childs prayer "Please God can you send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer who don't have any- Amen"
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "If you can dream it you can do it". Walt Disney
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "If opportunity does not knock........build a door". Anon.
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests" "I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat" -Ron Atkinson
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests ""My doctor told me I should have a complete break from football so I became manager of Wolves"- Tommy Docherty
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "We murdered them nil - nil"- Bill Shankly
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests "I was watching Germany and I got up to make a cup of tea. I bumped into the telly and Klinsman fell over"- Frank Skinner
turfmanphilVin Rogue suggests"Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now lets have another look at Italys winning goal" -David Coleman
turfmanphilTurfy suggests "If that had gone in, it would have been a goal." - David Coleman
turfmanphilTurfy suggests "I'm not saying he's going to field a weaker team; it just won't be as strong."-Mark Lawrenson
turfmanphilTurfy suggests " We're a long way from being where we are"-Steven Gerrard
turfmanphilTurfy suggests "Gary Neville was the captain and now Ryan Giggs has taken over the mantelpiece"-Rio Ferdinand
turfmanphilClaretClaude suggests"You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but never all of the people all of the time"(Marcus Garvey) and wonders did Owen Coyle have us all fooled all of the time?
turfmanphilTotally Claret suggests "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped"-Groucho Marx

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