sheclaret on a post on the front page got me thinking, how irrational football is when you can "dislike" some one, some team or something in football so easily yet sometimes struggle to know why? I declare today Colin day and will list just a few of my "dislikes" but with no explanations why!!!????? other than its football.

1. B Rovers
2. Malcolm McDonald
3. Trevor Francis
4. John Motson
5. Colin
6. Nottingham Forest
7. Benitez
8. Germany
9. Madonna woops Maradonna
10. B Rovers again

Heres some of mine then.

1 B Rovers
2. PNE
3. Colin
4. John Bond
5. Alan Hanson
6. John Motson
7. David Dunn
8. Craig Bellamy
9. Harry Rednapp
10 and will copy Vin B Rovers again and again and again................................

Quality sheclaret lol ...had forgotten no 8 which now becomes no 11 on my next list which will include Mr Ashley, Mr Barton and your No 8 to name but 3 of the next ten!!!!! Oh and that annoying Frenchman who is the fat controller of football!! Plant my tinny or whatever his name is ...the one with a girls first name Michelle!

I like this one - so here are my suggestions :-

1. Mike Newell
2. John Bond
3. Alan Green
4. Kevin Blackwell
5. Kenny Dalglish
6. John Terry ( c )
7. Colin
8. Howard Kendall ( face like a potato pie )
9. Alan Shearer
10. Robinho

What? No room for Savage, Ronaldo, Wise, or that Leeds United guy who was rude to Big Frank in the Turf tunnel? And nothing French except Platypus? The Swiss might be feeling left out too, with no mention for Herr Blatter! And what about a few refs? Or the entire Wales FA Disciplinary Committee that rescinded the red card of whoever it was who cut up Andy Cole's leg so he could sit on Cardiff's bench in the Cup Final and get a medal? And what about that rich (coin) tosser Drogba? And the entire Leeds United team of the Don Revie era? And surely there's room for Lawrensen? Or Rattin, the Argentinian sent off when England beat them in the 66 World Cup quarter final? I think he was my first real football villain!

....are we allowed subs ?

CP I think you need to get more of your chest I really did laugh out loud at that post and RT yes of course subs. What about the entire Scottish Tartan Army that get away with drunkeness and skirt lifting in the name of fun but if an Englishman abroad gets drunk.......

1, Drogba

2, Bellamy

3, Ticket office staff who say no.

4, Roveeeee,(bastards)

5, Stan Collymore

6, Malcom Allininson

7, Cris Waddle, (big time)

8, Joey Barton,

9, Any geordie fan who thinks world owes them a trophy

10, any welsh player with exception of Robbie savage, quality bloke met him few times.

11, any gingers, no exceptions,

If we're talking about Englishmen - and women - abroad who are allowed to get drunk - and worse - we'll have to include rugby union followers! And then there's all of those rugby union players with freakishly over-developed chests who advertise the union games that are coming up on telly, and whose appearance in those adverts badly distresses me when I am trying to read about proper sports in the papers. Talking of which, surely there must be at least one journalist who gets into our squad? To keep it simple, can we just say all Scottish football rumour-mongers? And one more thing... agents.

Think we might have to make this into a top 100!!

Maybe we need to subdivide into Loathed Players XI, Dodgy Backroom XI, Bloated Board XI, Manic Managers XI, Dreaded Officials XI, Treachourous Foreign Players XI, Hated Hangers On X, and Rest of the World Rogues XI? Then we could have a dark fantasy tournament!

I just may have hit a nerve or two with this one. Ballack, Drogba, Ronaldo all players that fall over like Ngog did. Joe Kinnear, Norman Hunter, Dirty Leeds, Blackpool FC, Garth Crooks, MK Dons, Welsh teams playing in the English League, Martin O'Neill the daft pixie, Gordan Strachan, Kevin wheres the door Keegan and Garth Crooks again. This could be therapy so I am going to start a zag thread! Called The alternative Colin.

Here is mine the entire Blackburn players past and present

* Steve Agnew
* Alan Ainscow
* Gareth Ainsworth
* Walter Aitkenhead
* Terry Alcock
* Lorenzo Amoruso
* Geordie Anderson
* Anders Andersson (footballer)
* Patrik Andersson
* Martin Andresen
* Keith Andrews (footballer)
* Jim Appleby
* Steve Archibald
* Osvaldo Ardiles
* Preben Arentoft
* Jim Arnold (footballer)
* Kevin Arnott (footballer)
* Herby Arthur
* Jackie Arthur
* Jimmy Ashcroft
* Philip Ashworth
* Len Astill
* John Aston, Jr.
* Mark Atkins (footballer)

B

* Peter Baah
* Markus Babbel
* Dino Baggio
* John Bailey (footballer born 1957)
* Ryan Baldacchino
* Billy Ball
* Keith Barker
* Simon Barker
* John Barton (footballer born 1953)
* John Barton (footballer)
* Jonathan Bateson
* David Batty
* Ken Beamish
* Russell Beardsmore
* James Beattie (footballer)
* John Beattie (footballer)
* Jason Beckford
* Jim Beglin
* Bobby Bell (English footballer)
* Norman Bell
* Alex Bell
* Craig Bellamy
* George Benson (footballer)
* Marcus Bent
* David Bentley
* Henning Berg
* Eyal Berkovic
* Bruno Berner
* Joe Beverley
* Louis Bimpson
* Eric Binns
* Alan Birchenall
* Stig Inge Bjørnebye
* David Black (centre forward)
* Ian Black (footballer born 1985)
* Arthur Blackburn (footballer)
* Fred Blackburn (footballer)
* Nick Blackman
* Nathan Blake
* Tommy Bogan
* Lars Bohinen
* Dicky Bond


B cont.

* Tony Bond
* Jay Bothroyd
* David Bradford (footballer)
* Ernest Bradshaw
* Paul Bradshaw (footballer born 1956)
* Jim Branagan
* Tommy Briercliffe
* Tommy Briggs
* Martin Britt
* Marlon Broomes
* Noel Brotherston
* Gordon Brown (footballer born 1932)
* James Brown (footballer born 1862)
* Jason Brown (footballer)
* Richard Brown (footballer)
* Alex Bruce
* Jack Bruton
* Les Bruton
* William Bryant (footballer born 1874)
* Mark Bunn (footballer)
* Ben Burgess
* Marshall Burke
* Wayne Burnett
* John Burton (footballer born 1885)
* Viv Busby
* Björn Bussmann
* John Butcher (footballer)
* Len Butt (footballer born 1910)
* Jack Byers
* David Byrne (footballer born 1961)
* Joel Byrom
* John Byrom (footballer)

C

* Charlie Calladine
* Laurie Calloway
* Jock Cameron (footballer)
* Austen Campbell
* John Campbell (footballer born 1877)
* Peter Campbell (footballer)
* William Campbell (footballer)
* Franz Carr
* Lee Carsley
* Tony Carss
* Don Carter (footballer)
* Jesse Carver
* Edgar Chadwick
* Les Chappell
* Pascal Chimbonda
* Frank Chivers
* Norman Christie
* Albert Clarke
* Jamie Clarke (footballer born 1988)
* Ronnie Clayton (footballer)
* Joe Clennell
* Tommy Clinton
* John Coddington
* Andrew Cole
* Chris Coleman (footballer)
* Paul Comstive
* Kenny Cooper, Sr.
* Jimmy Corbett
* Graham Coughlan
* Russell Coughlin
* Gordon Cowans
* Joe Craig (footballer)
* Gary Croft
* Bob Crompton


C cont.

* Ellis Crompton
* Walter Crook
* Chris Crowe
* Arthur Cunliffe
* John Curtis (footballer born 1978)
* John Curtis (footballer born 1954)

D

* Martin Dahlin
* Christian Dailly
* Neil Danns
* Malcolm Darling
* Joe Darroch
* Callum Davidson
* Kevin Davies
* Ron Davies (footballer born 1942)
* Ted Davis (footballer)
* Ally Dawson
* Arthur Dawson (footballer)
* Percy Dawson
* Raffaele De Vita
* Ron Dellow
* Billy Dennis (English footballer)
* Matt Derbyshire
* Peter Devine
* Geordie Dewar
* Rob Dewhurst
* Franco Di Santo
* Kaba Diawara
* Matt Dickins
* Paul Dickov
* El Hadji Diouf
* Ronnie Dix
* Youri Djorkaeff
* Peter Dobing
* Tony Dobson
* Ned Doig
* Bob Donaldson
* Giorgos Donis
* Aaron Doran
* Derek Dougan
* Bryan Douglas
* Jonathan Douglas
* James Downie
* Robbie Doyle
* Steven Drench
* Joe Duckworth (footballer)
* James Duerden
* Damien Duff
* William Duncan (footballer)
* David Dunn
* Darren Dunning
* Mike Duxbury

E

* Jack Eastham
* Osahon Eboigbe
* Terry Eccles
* Bill Eckersley
* Ernie Edds
* Brett Emerton
* Peter Enckelman
* Barry Endean
* Mike England
* Bob Evans (footballer born 1881)
* Mickey Evans (Irish footballer)

F

* Roy Faulkner
* Derek Fazackerley
* Keith Fear
* Billy Fenton
* Graham Fenton
* Barry Ferguson
* Mike Ferguson (footballer)
* Alan Fettis
* Tony Field (footballer born 1946)
* Frank Fielding
* John Filan
* Tony Finnigan
* John Fitzgerald (footballer)
* Garry Flitcroft
* Tim Flowers
* Jimmy Forrest (footballer)
* Martin Fowler (footballer)
* Robbie Fowler
* Martin Foyle
* Brad Friedel
* Jim Fryatt

G

* Tony Gale
* Kevin Gallacher
* Paul Gallagher (footballer)
* Terry Garbett
* William Garbutt
* Joe Garner
* Simon Garner
* John Gastall
* Howard Gayle
* Terry Gennoe
* Wayne Gill
* Keith Gillespie
* Allan Gilliver
* Shay Given
* Gaël Givet
* George Glaister
* David Glenn
* John Glover (footballer)
* Freddie Goodwin (footballer born 1944)
* Bill Gormlie
* Corrado Grabbi
* Leslie Graham (footballer)
* Michael Gray (footballer)
* Simon Grayson
* Doctor Greenwood
* Gordon Greer
* Vince Grella
* Vratislav Greško
* Mark Grew
* Niklas Gudmundsson
* Billy Guest
* Gavin Gunning

H

* Fred Hall (footballer)
* Wally Halsall
* David Hamilton (footballer)
* Gary Hamilton
* Tommy Hampson (footballer)
* Robert Haresnape
* Fred Hargreaves
* Gary Harkins
* Steve Harkness
* Ted Harper
* Mike Harrison (footballer born 1940)
* Joe Haverty
* Graham Hawkins
* Andy Haworth
* George Haworth
* Stéphane Henchoz
* Colin Hendry
* Geoff Hickson


H cont.

* Craig Hignett
* Ronnie Hildersley
* Brian Hill (footballer born 1942)
* Keith Hill (footballer)
* Kevin Hird
* Bryan Hodge
* David Hoilett
* Barrie Hole
* Matty Holmes
* Michael Holt (footballer)
* Richard Hope
* A. N. Hornby
* Henry Horton (sportsman)
* Kelly Houlker
* Benjamin Howard Baker
* Bobby Hoy
* Mark Hughes
* Joe Hulme
* Allan Hunter (footballer)
* Jack Hunter (footballer)
* Daniel Hurst
* Don Hutchins
* Geoff Hutt

I

* Simon Ireland
* Alan Irvine (footballer born 1958)

J

* Lars Jacobsen
* Matt Jansen
* Francis Jeffers
* Billy Jervis
* Nils-Eric Johansson
* Lenny Johnrose
* Arthur Johnson (footballer born 1933)
* Damien Johnson
* Jemal Johnson
* Tommy Johnston
* Bobby Jones (goalkeeper)
* Herbert Jones (footballer)
* Luke Jones
* Phil Jones (footballer)
* Roger Jones (footballer born 1946)
* Brian Joy
* John Joyce (footballer)
* Walter Joyce
* Alan Judge (Irish footballer)

K

* Nikola Kalinic
* Tony Kane
* Marc Keller
* Alan Kelly, Jr.
* Howard Kendall
* Jeff Kenna
* Andy Kennedy (footballer born 1964)
* Fred Kennedy
* Paddy Kennedy (footballer)
* Tugay
* Zurab Khizanishvili
* Ted Killean
* Mark King (footballer)
* Oumar Kondé
* Frank Kopel
* Shefki Kuqi

L

* Bobby Langton
* Eddie Latheron
* Ian Lawther (footballer)
* Graeme Le Saux
* Jimmy Leaver
* Richard Lee (footballer)
* Harry Leyland


L cont.

* Steve Livingstone
* Joe Lofthouse
* Frank Lord
* John Lowey (soccer)

M

* Jason McAteer
* Willie McCall
* Benni McCarthy
* Martin McCubbin
* James McEveley
* Andy McEvoy
* Mick McGrath
* Johnny McIntyre (footballer born 1895)
* Duncan McKenzie
* Billy McKinlay
* Jimmy McKinnell
* Ally MacLeod
* George MacLuckie
* David McNamee
* John McNamee
* Harry McShane (footballer)
* Alan Mahon
* Lee Makel
* Dario Marcolin
* Nicky Marker
* George Marks
* Andy Marriott
* Alex Marrow
* Marcus Marshall (footballer)
* Dominic Matteo
* David May (footballer)
* Stuart Metcalfe
* Alan Miller (footballer)
* Ian Miller (footballer born 1955)
* Bobby Mimms
* Bert Mitchell
* Bobby Mitchell (footballer born 1955)
* Aaron Mokoena
* Mick Moore
* Norman Moore (footballer)
* Kevin Moran (footballer)
* Alan Morgan (footballer)
* Hugh Morgan (footballer born 1869)
* Andy Morrison
* Bob Mortimer (footballer)
* Graham Moseley
* Stuart Munro
* Peter Murphy (footballer)
* Fred Murray

N

* Andy Needham
* Lucas Neill
* Ryan Nelsen
* Adam Nelson (footballer)
* Mike Newell (footballer)
* Keith Newton
* Tom Nicol
* Gunnar Nielsen
* Albert Nightingale
* Eddie Nolan
* Shabani Nonda
* Steven Nzonzi

O

* Jackie Oakes
* Graham Oates (footballer born 1949)
* Burton O'Brien
* Peter O'Dowd
* Martin Olsson
* André Ooijer
* Egil Østenstad

P

* Stuart Parker (footballer)
* Tony Parkes
* Tim Parkin
* Mark Patterson (footballer born 1965)
* Darren Peacock
* Chris Pearce (footballer)
* Ian Pearce
* Morten Gamst Pedersen
* Per Pedersen (footballer)
* Tore Pedersen
* Javier de Pedro
* Sebastian Pelzer
* Fred Pentland
* Sébastien Pérez
* Sergio Peter
* Kevin Pezzoni
* Fred Pickering
* Darren Potter
* Chris Price
* Johnny Price
* Syd Puddefoot

Q

* Eddie Quigley
* Jimmy Quinn (Northern Ireland footballer)

R

* John Radford
* Bert Ralphs
* Mick Rathbone
* Harold Readett
* Adam Reed (footballer)
* Nicky Reid
* Steven Reid
* Jack Reynolds (footballer born 1869)
* Ian Richards
* Marc Richards
* Leam Richardson
* Lee Richardson (footballer)
* Arthur Rigby
* Stuart Ripley
* Jason Roberts (footballer)
* George Robertson (footballer born 1883)
* Paul Robinson (footballer born 1979)
* Ryan Robinson
* Eamonn Rogers
* Willie Rogers
* David Rollo
* Jack Roscamp
* Thurston Rostron
* Ciarán Ryan

S

* Tommy Sale
* Míchel Salgado


S cont.

* Mike Salmon
* Christopher Samba
* Roque Santa Cruz
* Robbie Savage
* Bill Sawers
* Scott Sellars
* Ronnie Sewell
* Danny Shea (footballer)
* Alan Shearer
* Duncan Shearer
* Albert Shepherd
* Tim Sherwood
* Craig Short
* Peter Silvester (footballer)
* Danny Simpson
* Jock Simpson
* Florent Sinama Pongolle
* Robbie Slater
* Charlie Smethams
* Bill Smith (footballer born 1926)
* George Smith (footballer born 1879)
* Percy Smith (football)
* Bence Somodi
* Jack Southworth
* James Southworth
* David Speedie
* Mick Speight
* Frank Stapleton
* Phil Starbuck
* Jon Stead
* Jimmy Stein
* Roy Stephenson
* Gareth Stewart
* Kevin Stonehouse
* Ron Suart
* Hakan Sükür
* Chris Sulley
* Fergus Suter
* Chris Sutton
* James Swarbrick
* Jackie Swindells

T

* Les Talbot
* Frank Talia
* Gary Tallon
* Andy Taylor (footballer born 1986)
* Gordon Taylor (footballer)
* Martin Taylor (footballer born 1979)
* Willie Taylor (footballer)
* James Thomas (footballer)
* David Thompson (footballer)


T cont.

* Ernie Thompson
* Peter Thorne (footballer)
* Levy Thorpe
* Andy Todd (footballer born 1974)
* William Townley
* Keith Treacy
* Juvhel Tsoumou
* Joe Tulip
* Peter Turnbull

U

* Hakan Ünsal

V

* Patrick Valéry
* Roy Vernon
* Carlos Villanueva (footballer)
* Johann Vogel

W

* Sam Wadsworth
* Dave Wagstaffe
* Jonathan Walters
* Ashley Ward
* Paul Warhurst
* Stephen Warnock
* Jerome Watt
* Paul Weaver
* Roy Wegerle
* Dennis Westcott
* Dave Whelan
* Jimmy Whitehead
* Walter Whittaker
* Jock Wightman
* Jason Wilcox
* Neil Wilkinson (footballer born 1955)
* Dwight Wille
* Bill Williams (1900s footballer)
* Tony Williams (footballer)
* Johnny Williamson
* Billy Wilson (English footballer)
* Tommy Wilson (footballer born 1877)
* Richard Witschge
* Samuel Wolstenholme
* Dick Wombwell
* Mick Wood
* Matt Woods
* David Worrell
* Alan Wright
* Archie Wright
* Tom Wylie

Y

* David Yelldell
* Yordi
* Dwight Yorke

I don't want to go off-message here, or let the intensity drop, but 8c8 - shouldn't you have rescued the likes of Blacklaw and Connelly from your list? Meanwhile sounds like VR needs his very own Crooks XI! Maybe they can take on the Cheating B*****d Italy Centre-Backs XI in our dark fantasy league? And, having thought about this carefully, I would very much like to add to my list the tea-lady who served refreshment to the committee memebers of the Wales FA Disciplinary Committee who rescinded the red card of the guy who cut up Andy Coles leg. You can see, can't you, how Robespierre got a bit carried away with the guillotine during the French Revolution! So, while we're at it, anyone want to save Jamie Carragher from the chop?

Your right of course CP now rescued there are probably a few more hidden away too

Not only the tea lady to the Welsh FA but the catering manager who ordered the tea bags and the custard creams that the Disciplinary Committee had that influenced them enough to rescind a red card for the mild offence of CBH (Cole Bodlily Harm), and another thing the only person likely to want to save Carragher from the chop is his Mrs if she wants kids by him......and Garth I know everything and am so much better than everyone Crooks.....this thread is now becoming VACUOUS from such humble beginnings......and I still don't know how to get a thumbs up chappie in my post unless its a new thread when it just appears as a box alongside......longside....longside don't lets start on who pinched the longside...

Instead off writing in the reply box below VR click reply next to new thread then you have emoticons, insert them wherever :-) Any computer questions? we will be more than happy to obliges

How cool is that thanks for that I will have more questions no doubt.

TERRY HENRY and the French a late entry to the list !!!!

VR and 8c8. You have gone

Concentrate please on our important business of cleaning up football from all wrong influences... I propose we add the following to our list: Alex Ferguson, Mark Hughes, anyone who proposes slowing down business by use of video technology.

All Italian Football teams and supporters

Players who go to Man City for money only

Garth Crooks

Every yank who calls football....soccer

Players with names too big to fit on their shirts

ITV's coverage of football and pundits

Deadwood and Brockhall

Garth Crooks

I think I am all Colinned Out lol

I think we all missed this one!!

ITV Digital it nearly ruined us