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The Midas Touch, The Psychic on Our Side!

The Midas Touch, The Psychic on Our Side!

It is now official that Burnley FC will enjoy more than one season in the top flight after promotion to the Premier League in 2008/9.

How can we be certain? It's predicted in the stars!

Vital Burnley have been contacted by psychic celebrity, Dean 'Midas' Maynard wishing Burnley FC well and predicting that the Clarets will stay up in their first season in the top flight since 1976.



He was right last season in predicting that Stoke would stay up although I must ask him what he predicted for Hull and the three relegated sides.

Now some of you may be sceptical but who cares I like our Midas already but if he is wrong, we will be contacting him in May 2010 I'm sure!

Here is the email he sent to the site:

Hi Phil,

I'm the psychic who had the piece in the Burnley Express advising you would survive next season and I just wanted to wish you and the club all the luck in the world for next season

Good Luck and here's to looking forward to another season in the Premiership this time next season.

Dean 'Midas' Maynard
Sports & Celebrity Psychic, Luck Guru and Chat it`s Fate Columnist!

Website: http://www.deanmidasmaynard.com



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Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Writer:turfmanphil
Date:Thursday July 16 2009
Time: 10:22AM

Comments

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Ooh er, we are OK now lads&lasses!!
turfmanphil
16/07/2009 10:26:00
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Aye up who is next Eileen Drewery lol
8clarets8
16/07/2009 11:00:00
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if you believe a psychic you'll believe anything, christ almighty
GThomas
16/07/2009 12:41:00
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Just a bit of fun dont think anybody is taking this seriously, are they?
turfmanphil
16/07/2009 15:02:00
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So all the reason we never gained promotion to the elite league before is that it wasn't writtten in the stars. Oh and we will stay up because its witten in the stars nothing to do with the fact that we will be playing some brilliant football again. I shouldn't mock I have rituals I go through every game we play and have to wear certain clothes!!!
sheclaret
16/07/2009 16:55:00
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Never mind Dave Maynard - if we start believing this rubbish we might as well start playing Bill ' Selwyn Froggitt ' Maynard. Magic our Maurice !
RickersTwickers
16/07/2009 21:56:00
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That's the spirit! Perhaps Dean "Midas" Maynard would enter our prediction compettition as he is bound to know all the results in advance.
Claretacchio
21/07/2009 17:50:00
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